Until now, the most sinister kid was definitely Nelson Muntz. However, it is with great pride that we now announce that there is a new king in town. It all started as the second installment of our collaboration series with George Henderson of ‘A.D.C.C’, the ‘SINISTER KID’ is our new proggy take on a traditional mini simmons.
True to its original plan-shape, this board is super flat, with lots of surface area, which hovers over small waves and fat sections. The bottom has a rolled vee through entry into a double concave and vee out tail, allowing the board to pivot and release, sit a high trim line yet be forgiving and stable.
The low profile rail shape, fin configuration and overall weight and shape is all modernized to make a radically short, wildly fun summer board for waves under 4ft and a classic running point style board. You can rest easy knowing that there isn’t a more sinister kid than the sinister kid.
No expense is spared in ensuring your new board arrives in perfect condition.
Each ‘SOFTWORKS’ Softboard is shrink-wrapped in tough plastic, before being wrapped in 2 layers of thick, durable “big” bubble wrap.
The nose and tail are reinforced with cardboard and an EPS foam block off cut.
The board is then packed carefully into a double-walled cardboard box and marked ‘FRAGILE” for final shipping.
We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.
To start a return, you can contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org.